Dil hum hum kare…

I was introspective of late( bad idea!!!) and I thought of my top favourite songs of all time, here they go :-

Dil hum hum kare

Pani Pani re

Chingari koi bhadke and

Lambi judai.

Damn, all are so damn sad. Is there something wrong with me? An unresolved issue lurking somewhere that I need to “fix”? Wish I knew. 

Royal Challengers Vs Chennai Kings

I am not a fan of cricket. But yesterday I saw a live match of Bangalore Vs Chennai, the IPL T20 version ofcourse and I was so excited. I was cheering all the way for the Bangalore team right up until the Chennai team gained a major head in the last overs. And I was surprised I was kind of dissappointed to see our team loose. Usually sports, especially cricket, has absolutely no effect on me. May be it was the novelty of being there in the stadium watching it live. May be the energy and enthusiasm of the other spectators rubbed off on me. Who knows? But I had a great time. An evening well spent…

Bannerghatta national park

I was at the Bannerghatta national park yesterday where you can basically see some wild animals… lions, tiger, bears. Apparently they arent as wild after all. Although most of them arent kept in cages, they arent allowed to hunt thier prey either. Now what kind of a lion is it if it does not hunt?

Butt-fucking lion, that’s what it is. Anyway it is nice if you are a family type and want to show your five year old a “wild animal”. For the more adventurous — Not recommended.

Chennai road horrors

I was in Chennai last week. The horrors. First the climate was hot and humid. Wow. Why do people even live in there? Just the sun is enough to send your bags packing. Hmm..well if that does not drive you away here’s one will drive you away..quite literally. The horrible drivers. The autowallas are actually worse than bangalore autowallas. Now that’s making a big huge statement. Coz Bangalore autowallas barely drive. The Chennai ones keep knocking into other vehicles..almost. Very close shave. Two near death experiences in an 8 km strech. Certainly aint a nice ride to take. Almost got knocked off walking on the pavement too. Now that makes the near death count three. Phew!!!

Animal Cruelty and American Hypocrisy

You can often hear a lot of Americans complain how cruel other countries are especially China towards animals. I can laugh my ass out because I just dont get it. Arent these the very people who eat meat for every meal? Eating meat is just not humane. No matter how much you cliam you have butchered them humanely. You have bucthered. Period. Dont talk about animal cruelty. Infact any laws you have in a country where eating meat is legal( that is just about evry country in the world) does not need anti-animal cruelty laws. You are a meat eating monster. It is just not humane. No sir, not for the animal atleast. And then they eat something called veal which I hear is very inhuman. Why all the fuss? Dont kid yourself. Dont talk about dog eating practices of the Korean guys.

Yes, I am a vegetarian.

The sourpuss

OMG, have just become the world’s worst sourpuss ever? Look at my rants. Do I have nothing positive to say. Evrything sucks big time baby. Well perhaps not evrything Age of empries III:The asian dynasties still rules

Evolutionary Psychology returns

University of Texas at austin is such a yearned-for university to go to among Indian students. Thank God I didnt apply there. There are apparently a pool of Evolutionary Psychologists sitting at University of Texas , Austin preparing this pdf file http://www.epjournal.net/filestore/EP06134146.pdf.

Seriously Evolutionary Psychologists go fuck your self. It all essentially comes down to this — Ugliness is as bad as Powerty. Since it is not morally incorrect to eliminate Powerty it shouldnt be a big deal to eliminate Ugly People out of this world, right? That disturbs me. Something is wrong when you equate powerty and uglinesss on the same level and theorize eliminating ugly people on the grounds of evolution, there is something very very wrong. Would it be ok if somehow you come to know that your foetus will not be enough symmetrical and you will kill your child before it is born, like ugliness is some sort of disease? Let’s go beyond it for a moment. Most of the beauty scale is based on the western standards and western features. Other races might as well kill themselves to stop thier offspring from suffering a “wretched life of ugliness”, wouldnt that be just neat?

Do some real work you fucking evolutionary bastards.

Soul sucking outsourced tech jobs

Some americans complain about all the outsourcing that’s been taking away thier jobs to countries like India and China. What most americans do not perhaps realize is that only the worst routine jobs are outsourced to countries like ours where people like me sit 8 hours doing practically nothing but move around snippets of code a bit here, a bit there and go home feeling like one more part of me died today. I mean I am not even talking about tech support or call center jobs here. I am talking about “real” jobs those coveted jobs of a Software Developers. Most americans unless they are extremely ugly with absolutely no social skills wouldnt touch these jobs with a ten feet long stick. The “good stuff” of managing and making policies that make people feel like crap, oh yes, they still are very much held by americans. Not that I care too much about a management position but americans do and those jobs are very much in america and havent gone anywhere. Dear americans should’nt feel too bad about losing out a few soulless jobs because, you see those jobs are just too miserable to be actually done by you. You should just go ahead and get some degrees in lawyering, or public relations or international relations or perhaps gender studies? And ofcourse make the world a better place to live in after that?

The situation

In shit trouble. Perhaps not deep shit. But this situation is annoying me. Because it is beyond my control. If there is one thing that cannot be done or worth doing is to change people’s opinion. The best thing you can hope for is God’s intervention. Please help me get out of this situation…please..it’s painfully annoying and I dont know what I can do to get away from this all..please

Men from Mars, Women fron Venus and Research People?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080320/ts_afp/usfoodhealth

US produces the shittiest researchers who come up with silliest stuff like men and women differing in thier of choice of food. Really? A lot of men are vegetarians and fruits and vegetables is all they can eat.

I get it, there are some inherent diferrences among the sexes, I totally get it , I do I do. But not evrything is applicable to every body, at the end of the day we are individuals and generalization severes no purpose other than give a broad(extremely broad) picture. What is worrying is people might totally believe these stupid surveys to be true considering they are so “scientific”. Go do some real work, dumbasses