Life, Lemonade and Orange

When life gives me Limes I do not make a Lemonade. I dream of Oranges. I live on the occasional Oranges and resent my Limes rest of the time. Just when I thought 2007 is all Limes, I got an Orange yesterday evening. Thank you God, I know You think of me whenever you can. I am suprized the Orange was everything I imagined it would be like. But well it came with a certain ”hurdles” too which I resent a little bit. But hey, wanted an Orange and got one. An year back I would have blamed the Orange and fussed about “how unfair” things are. Not this time, I was annoyed yet not totally dissapointed about the “hurdles”. Hmmm…………Blissssssssssssss. Talk about ending the year with a bang, he he :-). Thank you Sonu

The Fake American Woman Smile

If you are borderline socially apahthetic person, and people just dont “appreciate” your your social uninterest in them, then you can always count The Fake American Woman Smile (TFAWS).  It works like this, bring a lot of twinkle in your eyes, squeeze your lips as if you are about to smile, DO NOT bare your teeth, and qucikly relax your lips and take away all your twinkle from your eyes. It works wonders. This way people cannot complain that you ignore thier presence while at the same time you are being perfectly within your personality that begs you to be a social jerk. I have never seen a American Man do that. Perhaps they fear it looks unmanly? I have already listed a few things that American Men consider as unmanly or “gay” in one of my previous posts.  So instead most American Men are say a Good Morning or Nod thier head and if they dont feel like they, with all honesty, ignore you. But not the women. Somehow they have to acknowledge you while not completely giving up thier bad mood. And thank you, American ladies for that. It works well for me. I am now less unpopular for my lack of social courtesy. I use it freely at my office and you can also use it to freak out your friends once in a while. I mean it REally, REally, freaks them out. I have had some fun with that. Do it on my friends for fun once in a while :-).

How to evolve a better species?

It was interesting to finally discover that men are objectified too, only on diferent parameters.

So here goes while women are primarily objectified for thier beauty, age and well pretty much nothing else. Men have a greater list on which they can objectified like money, power, job, status, car, confidence, strong healthy body and at the end of the list is beauty. 

But evoltuonary psychology says that men are visually stimulated by a woman’s hip to waist ratio because a woman with an ideal hip to waist ratio produces healthier babies. It is entirely possible that a fat or an extremely frail woman is likely to produce a weaker offspring. But is it really as simple as a waist to hip ratio? What about a beautiful woman with an IQ of an monkey? Or may be she is schizophrenic and liekly to pass on the disease to her offspring? Or she is physically weak and thus produce zombies? Does beauty explain everything? I mean evrything?

On the other side, beauty comes alomost as an afterthought while objectifying men. But recent studies have shown that beautiful people are more inetlligent than ugly ones and that an unnatractive male is more likely to be penalized in terms of lower job and lower pay than an unnatractive female. Also why produce an ugly baby anyway especially since beauty can make your child’s life easier?

So the best plan would be to select highly attractive and intelligent, physically and mentally fit women and make them mate with highly attractive and intelligent, physically and mentally fit men with a lot of money and status. The resulting babies should be ideally highly attractive and intelligent, physically and mentally fit. The lesser beings or the beta people as they are called can have sex with each other but not produce any babies. Sounds like a good plan, doesnt it. 

Why do we still have ugly people around us? And what about those with disability and low IQ or even average IQ? It appears it is the women, according to evolutionary psychology, that select fathers for thier children rather than the other way round. But evoltutionary psychology also says only beauty and age of a woman is enough constraint to produce quality babies. I bet that is not nearly enough. The only way to explain ugly people around us is that, a LOT of women are morons, according to evolutionary pshychology, who have selected beta men to father thier offspring. Now, if we follow the solution I have proposed above, we can one day hope to be a beatiful species with a high IQ , intelligence and physical strength.

Small Vagina (Evolutionary Pschychology Part1)

I have decided to educate whoever comes across this blog about “Evolutionary Psuscholgy applied to gender and sexual behaviour” . Here goes:-

First the links:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_psychology

More particualrarly this one:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection.

Now real life examples. You must have noticed insecure men with low selfconfidence who act like jerks to conceal thier shortcomings are often refered to as a “small dick”. And rightly so, totally agree with that. But does that apply to women. Why should a women who acts wishy-washy without standing up for the “right thing” never called “small vagina”. Why do I say this? Unfortunately I had to deal with a “small vagina”. I think they are called “bitches” right now for that kind of behaviour, but it is nowhere as much powerful as being called “small dick”. Well, our miss “small vagina” made a glaring mistake while updating a report and then conviniently tried to be “small vagina” about it.

Now, How does it relate to evolutionary psychology? Well for one thing there will be very few takers for the term “small vagina”. Why? According to evolutionary psychology(EP as they call it), it is only men who need to have mettle, character and integrity to stand up for the “right thing” and display personal integrity and protecting thier “honour” of being a man. Women on the other hand can get away being a “pussy”. Women according to EP are natural born pussies with no need to defend thier honour. Speaking of pussies. Why is a cowardly man called a pussy? Does it mean he is like a pussy cat or that he is a woman(Natural born pussy). Dont get me wrong I know some women display great pluck in defending thier position and I respect them. It’s only when some women (or dare say majority) display no conviction whatsoever and act like it is thier right to screw up and then attribute thier shortcomings to being a woman. I know men like that exist too, But EP has given enough retribution for them by branding them a pussy. What do you do for a woman like that?

Imagine this hypothetical conversation:- 

Me:- You are such a pussy. You didnt do your job properly and now attribute that to your “womanly character”.

She:- Oh, yeah, It’s my right to be a pussy. Infact you are a pussy for calling a woman a pussy. Dont you know EP makes it quite clear?

Me:- Fuck you.

She:- You too.

Well that’s EP- Part 1 for you.

Superbad

How funny it was! Specially with ugly but talented lead actors. They have done an excellent job. It’s not really Amercan Pie. I t is way better than. I had not actually read or even heard of the movie when I saw it. I didnt know what to expect but hell it was wonderful. Simple, uncomplicated fun fun movie and it wasnt just about those vulgar jokes. They were good too. But I could finally understand what “evolutionary psychology” is all about. I will need a separate post on evolutionary psychology though.

FUCK PMA

YEAH, fuck PMA. Imagine feeling like shit and fucked up inside while the cheerleadering advocates of “living positively” make you feel even more miserable because you feel miserable. It might be enitrely possible for some people to be working as strippers or sewage-cleaners and yet attend evening school, hold a job, manage a baby and look like JLo or Pitt.  Well good for them. Ok Great, they are simply unbelievable. But that’s no reason for me to act cute while it feels like shit inside. I want to be grumpy and I do NOT care how many people it is gonna turn off. PMA is nothing but denial of your own shortcomings and I dare say it is even delusional. PMA does not work for me. Grumpy sure works. I have had more sex being arrogant, superficial and pretentious than being nice and goody-goody. Cute aint pretty, Grumpy is. Putting on a mask of prettiness to conceal my weaknesses aint gonna do me good. I dont believe I have to live up to the expectations of being perfect in every aspect of my life. I have a few short comings and I would rather not change simply because it is affecting my strentghs– the things I am really good at. It’s ok for me to be an ass in some parts of my life. I cant handle being perfect everywhere and I am gonna choose where I want to good and where I want to suck. There’s my rant for today. Wow, that felt nice.