The Fake American Woman Smile

If you are borderline socially apahthetic person, and people just dont “appreciate” your your social uninterest in them, then you can always count The Fake American Woman Smile (TFAWS).  It works like this, bring a lot of twinkle in your eyes, squeeze your lips as if you are about to smile, DO NOT bare your teeth, and qucikly relax your lips and take away all your twinkle from your eyes. It works wonders. This way people cannot complain that you ignore thier presence while at the same time you are being perfectly within your personality that begs you to be a social jerk. I have never seen a American Man do that. Perhaps they fear it looks unmanly? I have already listed a few things that American Men consider as unmanly or “gay” in one of my previous posts.  So instead most American Men are say a Good Morning or Nod thier head and if they dont feel like they, with all honesty, ignore you. But not the women. Somehow they have to acknowledge you while not completely giving up thier bad mood. And thank you, American ladies for that. It works well for me. I am now less unpopular for my lack of social courtesy. I use it freely at my office and you can also use it to freak out your friends once in a while. I mean it REally, REally, freaks them out. I have had some fun with that. Do it on my friends for fun once in a while :-) .

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