Either am crazy or …..nut? Yes am gonna have a rise of my lifetime. Not to mention the drama thats unfolding elsewhere. That silly drama queen. Hope this is the last of those dramas. I am quite sick and tired of it. I just want to run away from them into a cave where no one can find me. Still I shouldnt be letting the queen from enjoying my ride. I signed up for it exactly because I want to finally get out of my shell and see the evo-psych species for what they really are. I hope I get my answer, even it it kills a huge part of my imaginary secluded near-delusional life.
Now real life examples. You must have noticed insecure men with low selfconfidence who act like jerks to conceal thier shortcomings are often refered to as a “small dick”. And rightly so, totally agree with that. But does that apply to women. Why should a women who acts wishy-washy without standing up for the “right thing” never called “small vagina”. Why do I say this? Unfortunately I had to deal with a “small vagina”. I think they are called “bitches” right now for that kind of behaviour, but it is nowhere as much powerful as being called “small dick”. Well, our miss “small vagina” made a glaring mistake while updating a report and then conviniently tried to be “small vagina” about it.
Now, How does it relate to evolutionary psychology? Well for one thing there will be very few takers for the term “small vagina”. Why? According to evolutionary psychology(EP as they call it), it is only men who need to have mettle, character and integrity to stand up for the “right thing” and display personal integrity and protecting thier “honour” of being a man. Women on the other hand can get away being a “pussy”. Women according to EP are natural born pussies with no need to defend thier honour. Speaking of pussies. Why is a cowardly man called a pussy? Does it mean he is like a pussy cat or that he is a woman(Natural born pussy). Dont get me wrong I know some women display great pluck in defending thier position and I respect them. It’s only when some women (or dare say majority) display no conviction whatsoever and act like it is thier right to screw up and then attribute thier shortcomings to being a woman. I know men like that exist too, But EP has given enough retribution for them by branding them a pussy. What do you do for a woman like that?
Imagine this hypothetical conversation:-
Me:- You are such a pussy. You didnt do your job properly and now attribute that to your “womanly character”.
She:- Oh, yeah, It’s my right to be a pussy. Infact you are a pussy for calling a woman a pussy. Dont you know EP makes it quite clear?
One gory, violent movie, tha’s what it is. Not that it wasnt fascinating. It was spledid. Some scenes made me want to puke(head crunhing by Grendel for e.g). And it has powerful actor(the hero, whatever his name is). And the most delicious looking Angelina Jolie(Is she a snake or a lizard?). And it has the most amazing computer graphics.
yep that dingy, worn out door opened into a world I never thought of could be real. I dreamt of it. But thought was too ”dramatic” to be true. It was a full circle for me the day before yesterday when I revisited The Door. I found there were not as many inhabitants as there were when I was there. It was almost silent. May be I went at the wrong time. Perhaps it would have come to life in the evenings. But whatever…The Room and its sorroundings sent me into a melancholy, sad sweet spiral and I had to control myself to not cry. So many memories, such beautiful little things that I have put away in a corner and I dont want to look at anymore. For I know, that time is not going to come back and perhaps I wouldnt want it back, I have moved on. I remember and think of that fondly. And sadly, sometimes. But perhaps somethings never change. Perhaps there is one sweet little big eyed kid soaking up all that life has to offer. Kid, enjoy every moment. Good Luck!!! (am teary eyed right now)
See, even love is nothing but satisfying our egos. That probably explains why a hot person usually ends up with an average or even ugly(comaparitively) person. Oh yeah, f*** all the hot ones, not-so-hot ones and ugly ones, then marry someone(uglier than yourself) who can cater to your ego all day till the death do you apart. Neat. I have a theory…The next time you feel like getting some sex, just pump the ego and she/he will sex you, usually just for that one night.
Now that was a little suprising. Nothing explicit has been mentioned in the books.
“Grindelwald’s aunt, Bathilda Bagshot, says of their meeting: “The boys took to each other at once.” “
Ok that isnt explicit. Rowling reportedly said “she found it “freeing” to out Dumbledore, adding that the passages about him will mean different things to different readers.” And ““I think a child will see a friendship and I think a sensitive adult may well understand that it was an infatuation,” Rowling said.”
Hmm..as for me I dont care if he is gay or straight. He is an adorable character. Period.
I have been coming across these annoying articles and “research” by professors, scientists and the like that accentuate the gender differences. Men are programmed to have sex with as many women as possible whereas women just want thier man to commit to her and provide for her life long. Gaaaa!!! Now this is the worst possible thing to throw in your face daily. I mean all the time, practically evryday a new reasearcher makes a breakthrough research “Men want to have sex. women want love. Men look for youth and Women Look for money”. Okay, I get the point. But something seems to be very wrong here. Very wrong. People might actually start believing in them. My personal experience has been quite the opposite. every “sane” person I have seen do not dwell and analyze thier race, gender or any other parameter. they just are. the way I see it, we are desperately seeking to go back in time and become cave dwellers. It is the revival of consevativeness, the radical religionist beliefs and primitive behaviour. Now, excuse me while rub stones to make a fire..
Ok you saw the video above. what do think. go ahead and read all the commments on it on youtube. Yes, even as an Indian, I find the guy’s(simba, is that his name? let me call him simba anyway) moves quite awkward. But what the heck people seem to like that kind of thing and I believe his moves will continue as long as there is demand. Now coming to the point, why do you think a lot of commentors considered it gay. I will try to answer that. People who think it is gay are mainly westerners(most probably americans) who have a rather rigid set of rules as what qualifies as “gay”. let me breakdown these rules for you. the list may not be all inclusive but here it is:-
According to the western rules, You are gay if:-
1) Your clothes are any color other than 20% variations of white, blue, gray and black.
2) You have a moustache. Some other kind of facial hair qualifies too.
3) You smile more than 3 times a day.
4) Too much flexibility in your dance moves.
5) You have facial expressions.
6) You hug your male friend longer than 1 second.
7) You have a beefy body. And I mean a certain type here, for example Salman Khan. You are more goodlooking than the Standard Straight Threshold of Acceptable Beauty(SSTAB).
9) You are metrosexual.
10)You dont drink enough beers.
Now coming to the dance sequence, our guy simba clearly is wearing too many yellows, red, green and what not. Has a LOT of facial expressions. He even does a catwalk. I wonder whether his facial hair qualifies too, may be it does. not forget those unbelievable moves. it’s not too surprsing why he would be considred gay.
On a realted issue, Indian men hold hands (mostly the young ones till about early twenties) in public. And that is just the limit for westerners, they impulsively brand you gay. May be some of them are gay, may be like 5 percent (or whatever the odds of being gay are). But you see 95% are not. They are straight but it is a culturally acceptable for straight men to hold hands.
It is so typical of the west to polarize evrything. Like black and white. zero and 1. a success or failure. the west in my opinion tends to oversimplyfy evrything, so that it can be “understood”. We Indians are not like that, but I am getting a feeling that we are getting there. i am afraid that’s not a very good sign. Actually there are lot of good reasons to group things as zero and 1. simple black and white. there is a lot less confusion and life is easier and consistent. but dont be fooled by the simplicity for it also makes you less tolerant of any thing that is not black and white. There seems to be tacit agreement among Indians to let people of all possible colours(by colour I am not saying about the skin colour) to be what they are. They are not analyzed and explained in a seemingly scientific way. The acceptance is just there. I hope we will be able to maintain our sense of innate accepatance of things for what they are while still incorporating the western style of “black and white” classification.
Check that out. Even animals love drama. not to mention the humans are loving every second of this love story. the gist is a a male elephant from the jungle broke into a circus troupe, freed 4 female elephants and eloped with one of them. and they are camping by the side of a pool by the way, which seems to strenghten an argument that elephants only make love under the water(it’s not true coz i have seen them hump on land on national geographic). well good for you Gajaraj and Gajsrani. Happy Humping!!
i am confronted with a few weighty issues these days. i know i am not fat. skinny indeed but am getting slightly alarmed that my tummy is protruding like never before. i have like a really small frame and any thing i eat must be going straight to the belly. now the beer isnt helping much either i suppose. hmm..beer,what a wonderful thing to have been invented. but must always always limit it to one can. have two and you will wake up with a bleeding head ache that will haunt you the rest of the day. and it makes you fat too. i wonder whether that little enlarging circle on my stomach is actually a beer belly. i googled ‘beer belly’ and was surprised to see some reports that say there isnt quite such a thing called beer belly. and that beer is not the responsible to make you look like polar bear just before hibernation. hmm..the internet doesnt answer any questions any more but rather builds on your confusion until you are finally left to wonder ‘what is the meaning of life?’. now, to the main question ‘does beer cause your belly to bulge?’ absolutely, duh, and why? if nothing else it must be for that fact that it makes you hungrier than usual and dont forget all that fatty salty snacks you must have consumed while drinking. and alchohol in itself is high calorie stuff. no more beer for me, atleast not till i bring my stomach to its normal shape.
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You are more goodlooking than the Standard Straight Threshold of Acceptable Beauty(SSTAB).
